Thursday, August 27, 2015

Billy: The Piggy Tramp

Billy: The Piggy Tramp

There in Tacoma Park they saw a tramp,
Who started doing a PhD ten years ago,
Wherever he goes to party and feast,
He will get drunk, piss and shit in his pants.

Then he saw a saint on the jungle camnet,
He said to her my only and dear woman,
I had only one heart and I will give it to you,
Now you have two but I have nothing more.

Then the saint left the mission she was called,
To follow the tramp to fairyland from fairytales,
A dirty swine that was plucked from the dirtiest sty,
Unfit to live with humans and even animals alike.

Oh, see how St Rita has cleaned the pig,
He snorts no more in drunken stupor,
Whom Munyu took his shit and piss picture,
To satisfy all who wanted to see the Camnet pig.

Billy shits and pisses in his pants,
As though his rectum was leaking with evil,
From whence he was curse out of crookery,
And now he lives as a wanderer.

Hamilton Ayuk. 2014.

“Bonyfish beware because the same net that caught the jawless fish, caught the cartilaginous fish” (Hamilton Ayuk). Beware earthly paradise seekers because there is a serpent in every paradise"(Hamilton Ayuk). "If in this life only we have hope in Christ, we are of all men most miserable." (I Cor 15:19). "It is not how well you know a person; it is how well you treat them that they will live longer and happier with you." Hamilton Ayuk. Idle people write, idler people read, and idlest people read and whine that idle people are taking their time (Hamilton Ayuk).

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