I really like it when I am shitting because it feels good to shit. It would not seem as if something bad was coming out; it actually feels as if something beautiful was descending from my stomach. It keeps coming out that I want to keep shitting, but then I had emptied my entire bowels. I am not aware if it was smelling hard too, but I do remember that it was huge. You see, you shit and when you do, it stinks and then it is huge too at times. Sometimes you shit like baby food and other times, you shit like little stones or palm kernels falling off the windmill. I mean, I have shit all kinds and seen all types too. Other times, I shit, and it will take me like two days to recover because it was huge, strong and hurtful on my anus. If I was a bird, I know on whose head I will shit, or if I was a dog, I know on whose yard I will surely and daily shit. Yeap, you heard me well! Look, don’t lift your nose as if I am the only one who shits. This is one thing all of us have in common. Sometimes you have shit and it has refused to be buried, so you solicited the help of a plunger. Boy, by the time you finish reading this article, you will be a specialist in conjugating the verb "to shit".
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