Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The Anglophone Problem



The Anglophone Problem has been now for more than 49 years since the day West Cameroon decided to join East Cameroon. Some people say there is a problem but others think there is no problem. It is expedient to unravel the nature and genesis of this problem. An Anglophone used to be anyone who spoke English. In those days, only two provinces: South West and North West spoke English and were initially called Southern Cameroons. These two provinces started to speak English when the UN handed German Post WWI colonies to Britain and France as Mandatory Territories and later the UNO after Post WWII rehanded the same countries to them as Trust territories. Britain to facilitate governance decided to rule part of her Cameroonian territories with her Nigerian territorieswith English as the main language. The Northern part of Cameroon (the present Gongola State that was renamed Taraba State by the government of Ibahima Babangida Badamusi) was administered from North Eastern Nigeria and the Southern Cameroons was administered through Eastern Nigeria. France decided to rule East Cameroons as French Cameroons where they spoke mainly French.

However, due to the maltreatment the Southern Cameroonians received from East Nigerians especially the Igbos, there were now two groups: those that wanted Southern Cameroon to join East Cameroon and those who wanted Southern Cameroon to remain in Nigeria. Notwithstanding there were others that wanted Southern Cameroon to be a country on its own. Finally, after the plebiscite of 1961, Southern Cameroon voted to join East Cameroon while Northern Cameroon voted to join Nigeria. The union between Northern Cameroon and Nigeria has gone so far smoothly but the one between Southern Cameroons has failed to blend and bond. Rather we have seen the formation of separatists groups like Southern Cameroon National Congress (SCNC ), Southern Cameroon Youth League(SCYL) Ambazonia (the country name for Southern Cameroons), and Southern Cameroon People’s Organization (SCAPO) fighting for the total independence of Southern Cameroons.

During this time of the union, Southern Cameroonians learnt French and French Cameroonians leant English thereby escheating the Southern Cameroonians of the sole privilege of calling themselves Anglophones since the term Anglophone was for anyone who spoke English and was mimicking the Anglo-Saxon culture. Nonetheless, when the term is used closely, it simply means those from Southern Cameroons. When the term is used politically it refers to those who are Southern Cameroonians. These are the Cameroonians who rightly believe they have never been integrated into French Cameroon or the Republic of Cameroon. With the advent of the unitary government of 1972, the institutions of Southern Cameroon were all destroyed to make way for solely the East Cameroonian institutions.

Unlike their northern counterparts who joined Nigeria, Southern Cameroons was never integrated into the union. No one can easily tell that the present Taraba state in Nigeria was part of Cameroon for there is even infrastructural, social, psychological, and political connection which Southern Cameroons misses. When Southern Cameroon was joining East Cameroon it was in terms of partnership. The union was not forever since they have lived for some time as separate entities. Thus they do have the right if they decide to secede from the union since it has failed to fulfill their aspirations and the terms of the federation.

Southern Cameroonians always feel they are marginalized since all through the more than 49 years of the union, only French Cameroonians have ruled it with the prime minster position given as crumb to Southern Cameroons who bark for it between the North West and South West. All the key ministerial positions always go to East Cameroon with the inconsequential ones again thrown as bones to the dogs of Southern Cameroon. Look at the national teams be it football, basketball or whatever team you will see Anglophone conspicuously lacking. Not because they lack talents but because of their peregrinity-Southern Cameroon. Most new infrastructures have been constructed only in French Cameroon and those left behind by the Germans have been left to rot in dilapidation even though the bulk of the money that does these constructions comes from Southern Cameroon. French language which was the official language of French Cameroon has been made the de facto dominant national language even though the country says it is bilingual. There are still many government documents and exams that are solely in French. Most government scholarships are issued only to East Cameroonians even those coming to America meanwhile they do not even speak English. This has bred a lot of animosity amongst Southern Cameroonians with some calling for a separate country of their own while others are calling for integration but much more as partners.

While it was easy for Northern Cameroon to integrate in East Nigeria because they were the same Mambilla people who live in the Mambilla Pleatau in Nigeria and in the Tikar Plain in Cameroon . One thing that may not favor the separation of Southern Cameroons from East Cameroon is that there are many ethnic and sub ethnic groups. In addition, those freedom groups and separatist movements struggling to represent the region are fighting amongst themselves for supremacy of the region and this had brought in a lot of skirmishes which the government has exploited. The two dominant provinces have always lived in distrust because those from the South West let by Emmanuel Endeley believe that John Ngu Foncha of the North West sold them to French Cameroon. That mutual distrust needs to be annihilated for them to become a group to reckon with. The third reason is that skeptics who flashback at history with India as case study, find little solace to believe that if Southern Cameroon breaks off from East Cameron it will find peace. Pakistan broke off from India and Bangladesh broke off from Pakistan. Presently each of them is still threatened with breakaways factions.

Nevertheless, the failure to solve this Anglophone problem; though it lies is like a boiling cauldron or a sleeping volcano that will explode with time. It is the right time and chance that is needed for a similar situation like in Ivory Coast, Sierra Leon, Liberia, Chad, Congo, Somalia, and many other places where they have been ethnic wars for it to become a warzone. The reason why it is even difficult and even prolonged is because of the different ethnic groups in Cameroon which seem to distrust each other. In Addition, Southern Cameroon has lacked a charismatic leader that could breach the gap between the two areas: North West Province and South West Province and galvanize support even from French Cameroonians who could feel threatened.

Nonetheless, though there is such great mistrust between Southern Cameroons and French Cameroon the union could actually be improved. The presidency should be rotational after every seven years between East Cameroon and Southern Cameroons. The major ministerial posts should go to the opposite section that takes the Prime Minister position to balance the power. Translation should be done on all government official documents and there should be more integration of Anglophones into all other aspects of the Cameroonian life. Though there is a lot of intermarriages the government should actually use that as a program and project which will bring more integration than before. Without pretensions there is a problem and this problem must be solved expediently. The reason why this problem should be taken seriously is that though the oppressed may be dormant for some time when they wake up they do some with blood when the whirlwind of change blows through. For one reason or the other God always sides with the oppressed.
Until then let us strive to live in peace with all men as much as it deepens on us for blessed are the peacemakers for they shall God.

Prince & PA Hamilton Ayuk

“Bonyfish beware because the same net that caught the jawless fish, caught the cartilaginous fish” (Hamilton Ayuk).
Beware earthly paradise seekers because there is a serpent in every paradise"(Hamilton Ayuk).

Idle people write, idler people read, and idlest people read and whine that idle people are taking their time (Hamilton Ayuk).

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Are Black Women Victims In Tiger's Harem Saga?.


Rev Al Sharpton did not say that Tiger should have varied his harem of mistresses. It was a satire. However, there is such a notion "why are you successful black men always running after white women"? So the satire is merely echoing aloud what some are murmuring in their corridors. As a man who has had an unfaithful brother in law, and a friend who has gone through an unfaithful husband, I can say the victim here is Elin and not Tiger or the black women.

Perhaps we should have argued that the black women are also the victims for not being murdered by Matthew Emanuel Macon since he raped and murdered 5 white women. If the black woman is a victim because Tiger did not cheat with her then she is a victim too when Matthew did not murder her. I don’t think Tiger not cheating with any black ladies should affect them. Perhaps it may merely say that it is difficult to cheat with a black lady and for it to stay a secret for a long time since the scope of the secret will be limited and could easily bring divulgement due to the limited cultural setting too. In addition, one does not need to cheat with the black woman to proof that the black woman is beautiful too. It is a matter of preferences and choices. He prefers white ladies; short and simple.

In addition, since the wife had made herself very mysterious it would be possible for some ignoramus to see him with the woman and think that he is with the wife because most people did not even know the wife. It is this cheating saga that made the wife to be known a little bit. If he was seen with a black lady it would be very easy for anyone to say I saw him in the hotel with a black woman because we know he is not married to a black woman. Those could be some of the reasons why Tiger may not have cheated with the black lady.

Indeed every reasonable person would agree with you and me that Elin was and is a far greater victim than Tiger. Those undoings you have unraveled as being the prima facie of his aberrations could be regulated with his superego (what we generally call a conscience). Don’t you think if he had such great privation at childhood then he had a conscience too? The length of his privation does not supersede the length of his freedom. How would his childhood have been a factor when he was liberated from the age of 18. This is the age of majority in America and most or all kids take their rights into their own hands. Neither his father nor mother wooed those ladies for him. So how would his childhood be much a factor though? This is a man that had the world under his feet, and from whose straw vultures sucked nectar that made them rich.

Notwithstanding, the quality of his women leaves much to be desired. No wonder they are crawling out of their holes for big paydays and per diems after all who would have heard of them. I will reunderline a few concepts and principles about marriage. If I were Elin, I would not divorce, but I will not increase the prenuptials for it makes her look like a commodity on lease with a lien holder. The advertisement could easily read: Wife for lease, 75 millions in 7 years and the parents hold the lien. Almost like a car on lease with the bank as lien holder. What a wicked way of debasing another human being.

I have heard many ask this question: “why did he even get married in the first place”? Yes, I may reask the same question. Marriage is a bond in blood sexually administered. That means; two people: male and female enter into a covenant and vow their lives to each other until death do them part. At that moment they surrender the rights of their bodies to their spouses and vice versa. They then embark on a journey to make each member of the covenant happy and joyful in their trust, honesty, faithfulness, love and care. Cheating out of marriage shows unhappiness and shows a disregard for the covenant. You see, marriage is not for everyone and for those who can stay without getting married they should do that but if you get married there are norms you must abide by. You can no more live your life as if you are single and ready to mingle; sleeping here and there: sucking this straw and licking this lollipop for they come with consequences.

My late sister picked up diseases from her late unfaithful husband. It was a nightmare to us for who knew what diseases will kill her. Sadly, that which we feared was what finally befell her. So definitely, without even the personal testimony of my sister just the fact that the Bible is against infidelity I will and every Christian too should be against it no matter what color or gender you are.

Unfaithfulness is really something that damages the soul and lives of the victims.Surprisingly people are quoting Angelina Jolie who says she believes in open relationship . She is absolutely right. Why shouldn’t she? First she took another woman’s (Jennifer Aniston) man: Brad Pitt and we can see what Jennifer became thereafter. She has tried to show a plastic smile and joy in public but she is a shadow of the buoyant young woman America and the world had known. If Jolie says she believes in close relationship then she destroys her own very character, because she will be asked to restitute Jen’s husband first before she is eligible to mount the soapbox of fidelity. So to still be a woman of probity and decorum, and the husband snatcher we all know her to be, she will need to embrace open relationships as a model that is fair and equitable.

The problem in this case is that neither Tiger nor Elin went in for an open and closed relationship. In America what we know is monogamy. If he wanted to be a polygynist he should have moved to Africa or Latin American so he can marry 101 wives like late Mongo Faya or King Sobhuza II who had 70 wives and more than 1000 kids. While I do not place monogamy above polygamy, I do believe that people should stay within the confinements of their covenants. If you signed for monogamy you must be a monogamist with no side mistresses left and right. That teaches young people to uphold faithfulness and honesty.

Nevertheless, whether he cheated with a black lady or a white woman, cheating is cheating and it is infidelity. It destroys the covenant and destroys the marriage. Once a marriage is kaput then divorce is eminent and the kids pick the broken pieces. A chain of unhappy, and less family oriented citizens are being raised. The cycle continues.

Until then, Bonyfish beware because the same net that caught the jawless fish, caught the cartilaginous fish.

Prince & PA Hamilton Ayuk




“Bonyfish beware because the same net that caught the jawless fish, caught the cartilaginous fish” (Hamilton Ayuk).
Beware earthly paradise seekers because there is a serpent in every paradise"(Hamilton Ayuk).

Idle people write, idler people read, and idlest people read and whine that idle people are taking their time (Hamilton Ayuk).

Friday, December 25, 2009

Christmas: Carpe Diem or Lebensfreude?

Christmas was not for Carpe Diem and existentialism. Carpe Diem is not lebensfreude; it is a sign of hopelessness and frustration. The Israelites were in a national danger from the attack of the Assyrians who had surrounded them. Rather than repent for God to help them they decided to embrace the philosophy of Carpe Diem by saying: let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we shall die” (Is 22:13).Many people say let us eat and drink for we have only one life to live. That is not true. Even those who do not go to church know that there is life after death and each life carries consequences. We all know that if we had a way of solving our shortcomings or sins, transform our hopeless situations and conjure a magic prayer for God to answer us instantaneously we will not; I mean no one will say let us eat and drink for tomorrow we die. Rather many will look into the future with hope and anticipation and everybody will say let us eat and drink for tomorrow we live. So is Christmas for making merry or merry making?

There has never been a solved debate on the validity of the 25th of December as the day Christ was born. However, everyone is certain the date foreshadows hope and foretells a bright future for those who will trust in Him. On the day He was born, began the beginning of redemption and the paroxysm was his death. Christ died that humanity may have rest and hope. Many have joined in this celebration and a few more resist and reject the feast. They argue that they are not Christians. Whether they believe in him or not or trust the date or not one question abounds: Does Christmas really bring hope to you?

During Christmas we have traditionalized the habit of giving gifts and perfunctory Christmas wishes. I mean wishes that mean really nothing. Even in the course of giving the ethos thereof is defeated because the gifts nowadays have two classes: the poor man’s gift and the rich man’s gift. Gifts actually were for the poor and not for the rich. When the Jews had rested from all their enemies and their sorrow was turned to joy; from mourning into a good day they decided to feast and enjoy, sending portions to one another and gifts to the poor (Esther 9:22). Wasn'that true delectation and true lebensfreude?

Let me ask you this: if you are running away from creditors and collectors, would you tell me you are enjoyng life? If you are a valetudinarian would you tell me you are enjoying life? If you longed for a life partner and cannot have would you tell me Christmas (joy and peace) has come unto you? If your family is in tatters would you tell me that Christmas has come unto you? What would one day celebration do unto you?

No one would do drugs if they are happy. No one will divorce if they are happy. No one will kill if they are happy. No one will cheat in their marriage if they are happy. No one will prostitute themselves if they are happy. All these vices occur because somewhere beneath, I mean underneath our much hidden and synthetic lives we feel unfulfilled. The fact that you want a family but your time of bearing children and starting a family is slipping away should make you approach life differently. I mean in repentance of your sins so that God who gives true enjoyment would give you the desire of your heart and bring you real joie de vivre. Wouldn't you now desire tue Christmas?

Until then, Happy and Christful Christmas.

Prince & PA Hamilton Ayuk

“Bonyfish beware because the same net that caught the jawless fish, caught the cartilaginous fish” (Hamilton Ayuk).
Beware earthly paradise seekers because there is a serpent in every paradise"(Hamilton Ayuk).

Idle people write, idler people read, and idlest people read and whine that idle people are taking their time (Hamilton Ayuk).

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Foe Atangana: When An Ambassador Embarrasses His Country.

There could be a million and one versions out there, but the undeniable truism is that the ambassador was involved in a scuffle as you read from the neutral American press . Should the ambassador be in the embassy minding diplomatic and local business, or should he be in the street fighting? When he was being sent to the US, was fighting in the street part of his job description? Was he hired as a bouncer to the embassy, or was he appointed as the ambassador of the Cameroon government to the US? Some to sway public sympathy alleged that Sesekou Joe Mbu asked for $2,800 and when confronted they said Mr. Mpeck asked for $2,800. All bundles of fabrications!

Public records state that when the police dispatcher was sent to the embassy because the police was called that the ambassador was being assailed; the police officer on arrival made some discoveries. The police report states clearly that the ambassador was at the wrong and if not of diplomatic immunity he should have been arrested. Initially they thought Mr. Mpeck was at fault but after on- the-scene investigation and witness statement, the police discovered that the ambassador was the assailant. The reason why the ambassador was not arrested was due to his invocation of the diplomatic immunity else he should have been arrested for simple battery. The Camera woman was transported to the hospital because she suffered a neck injury for hitting her head on the car, and her camera was damaged.

Stepping out of the embassy space was overstepping his bounds and punishable as privacy invasion. Surprisingly some in the Diaspora are happy he did it because it is the CPDM against a member of government. How can you be happy when people are being denied their inalienable divine entrusted rights to every human being? While we are struggling to stay afloat racist waters in the US, the guillotine blade of oppression is still pursuing us from Africa. And you think it is normal?

Immediately after the saga, some to invest for future favors from the ambassador quickly rose to the ambassador’s defense. The most notable is the impostor calling himself Chairman of MECA USA. The usurper (in whose veins flows no iota of truth) in his usual tintinnabulation quickly put out a rambling prose making CPDM (ruling party) USA the scapegoat because he has an axe to grind with its president-Sesekou Joe Mbu.

Mr. Mpeck obtained an authorization under his organization for Mpeck and associates where he recruited more than 20 Cameroonians to protest. Before he went to the embassy, he had forewarned the embassy, and the State Department, and obtained even a permit to march. He did not march with any CPDM uniform. How does it concern CPDM? No one knows except some like Mrs. Tamfu who threatened Tata Asok Akebe Mbi Ebini.

Mr. Mpeck is of age to assume responsibility of his own actions and did that on his own volition, and not even under the guise of CPDM. Within the CPDM, meetings were help to pressurize Mr. Mpeck to apologize and coerced disciplinary action. It does not mean because someone is in the CPDM, he or she cannot stand against evil in the country. Mr. Mpeck was not protesting as a CPDM member; he was acting under his NGO. The embassy and ambassador are not the property of the CPDM; they are for all Cameroonians. Consequently, CPDM by intervening was converting the misbehavior of the ambassador into a CPDM imbroglio.

The crux of this matter is the violation of human rights. Isn’t it the Big Man Syndrome that has possessed our ambassador to think that he can just get up, cross the road and go kick the butts of those “foolish boys and girls” trying to march against “his” embassy? Whether Mr. Mpeg and his group marched for money or not, whether he is CPDM or not is inconsequential.

The CPDM members who refuse to condemn such behavior are actually the ones tarnishing the image of the party because the ambassador has the local police and secret service to maintain peace and security. This is unacceptable behavior for an ambassador and unacceptable in the 21st century as Innocent Chia decries to the Secretary of State: Hillary Clinton. Who fights with a woman nowadays? Or who beats up women again nowadays?

He had two ways he could have handled the issue: step outside and tell the protesters, listen: I am with you. I will investigate the matter. We will not accept corruption. Or he would have called them in and given them drinks. If they were hungry people as is usually the sickness of Cameroonians they will eat, drank and dance and like Tamfu and the sheep they will all dance out mock mock mock and start singing meh meh meh. “Long live the ambassador and may Mpeck and his other enemies die before their time”. Unfortunately, he wanted to give a free exhibition of his fighting skills.

The commentaries ran thus: oh well, the ambassador just gave Mr. Mpeck a jab with the left hand, a jab with the right hand and an upper cut. Mpeck seems to retreat and now the ambassador stalks the female photographer, kaka her ndama (holds her under the guillotine choke); trying to submit her, she scratches his eyes, and runs away. As the ambassador was crossing the road back to the embassy, he was knocked down by a bike. The police tries to separate the fight, but the spectators urged them to fight on. I heard a female voice say: "leave them make they die, na so so CPDM them". Another one shouted again: you no di shame sef you di fight woman. An American passing by wondered aloud: "did you say that is the ambassador of Africa. Which part in Africa"? Since there is no referee the spectators (especially SCNC and SDF) are the umpire: they count one, two and three, and the ambassador is out. He loses the fight because he runs back into the embassy.

Nonetheless, the ambassador is a human being, he made a mistake; he should invite the community together and apologize for such misbehavior. His mistake should not outweigh his good projects. I will invite both Mr. Mpeck and the ambassador to negotiate out of court. Even if Mr. Foe Atangana is sent back to Cameroon and a new ambassador sent here, it does not mean good reforms. Together let us rally behind him and give him the support he needs to turn the embassy around. I hear he has wonderful plans. So let’s give him our support so that he implements these policies.

Until then, I wish both parties well.

Prince & PA Hamilton Ayuk.

“Bonyfish beware because the same net that caught the jawless fish, caught the cartilaginous fish” (Hamilton Ayuk).
Beware earthly paradise seekers because there is a serpent in every paradise"(Hamilton Ayuk).

Idle people write, idler people read, and idlest people read and whine that idle people are taking their time (Hamilton Ayuk).

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

"The Anglophone Character Myth"


My paternal and maternal families hold regal rights in Ntenako, Manyu Division where I was born. In those days Sam Egbe-Achang played drums for animals to dance for our entertainment, and deep in the village, Ekpe was played underneath the Ma-mbi-mbi brook. I am the son of the soil who rushed out under the groans of thunder and the strikes of lightning, and swam in crocodile infested rivers as they sat on the other side and watch us swim. Deep in the forest for hunting expedition, we have crossed path with the lion and the jaguar without fear. Listen to me: I speak not as a stranger for I was born a Manyang speaking Kenyang. I did not know bread and tea for breakfast; I knew Fufu and Eru. I did not sleep on a mattress bed; I slept on mebohs (mud bed). In the morning and afternoon I trekked to and fro Presbyterian Primary School Ntenako- Ndekwai. On Sunday morning with my paternal family we went to the Catholic Church with the catechist- my granddad: the son of the sky who could walk barefooted on broken bottles and comes out unhurt. In church, we spoke Pidgin and recited Latin. In school we spoke English but could get an extra help from Kenyang. So I am English speaking. Yes, I am an Anglophone! The Anglophones have been kidnapped by carpe diem but they have a scapegoat: Francophones.

Let me start by faulting the title. The term myth is used in its extended meaning to mean false belief. This belief progressively became a folktale that has been told to successive generations that the Anglophone was more righteous than the Francophone, and that the demise of the Anglophone was orchestrated by the Francophone. Children are born, and they grow up believing the illusion. Consequently it is a folktale about the Anglophone perfect Character than myth. Here is why the folktale is fictional.

The failure to tar the Kumba-Mamfe road is not the fault of the Francophones but the Anglophones who embezzled the money and deceived the former president that the road had been tarred. In most of our secondary schools and high schools, those principals taking bribe were and are Anglophones. One would argue that they have been corrupted by their peers in Cameroon but why were they not enlightened by the education they took from overseas? Some of the nurses who take bribe in hospitals have never lived in a Francophone area. Our courts are all messed up by Anglophone lawyers and judges.

The corporations headed by Anglophones did not do well. Most of them stole the money and ran abroad with some of them actually now living in the US; parading themselves as success stories. There are some reasons why people get influenced: society, religion, education, calamities, and the nature of man. Let us say that if the Anglophones were not influenced by the first four at least the last one could do the trick. Let us use the presupposition method to attain to some logic:
Every human being sins.
Anglophones are human beings.
Therefore, Anglophones sin.

If they are human beings born with sin then by virtue of their sinful nature they do not need the Francophone to indoctrinate them into sin. Indeed "evil communications corrupt good manners" but that is when there is good and evil. In the case of the Anglophones and Francophones, both were and are as corrupt as each other. There is no guarantee that an Anglophone will rule Cameroon better than a Francophone for good governance does not depend on the type of language you speak. Leaders are born and made into great leaders not by virtue of the language they speak, but by the wisdom they apply in judgment. If the Francophones are the problem why do Anglophone groups with no francophone not do better then? Why did institutions where only Anglophones were leading not fare better? If Anglophones are better than Francophones why do their marriages too fail just like those of Francophones? I do not see how somebody will be smarter or more righteous simply by the language they speak or because they assimilate the Anglo Saxon culture.

If that was the case then countries where only English is spoken or which inherited entirely the Anglo Saxon culture will be the very best in Africa. It took “enlightened despots” like Rawlings to set Ghana on the track and Nigeria though not having anything to do with Francophone culture is one of the most corrupt countries in the world, and actually won the trophy for two years.

Human beings cannot be superior to others by virtue of the language they speak. Consequently, Anglophones cannot have a better character to Francophones. People should not be treated as a group; they should be treated as individuals. There are very bad Francophones like there are very bad Anglophones. There are very corrupt Francophones like there are very corrupt Anglophones. To solve this Anglophone and Francophone folktale we must abolish this thought pattern.

I grew up in Douala but went to secondary school in GSS Nguti and High school in CHS Bambui (in English speaking provinces or Anglophone provinces). In Douala I walked, ate and slept with my brotherly Francophones friends like Armand and Bayard. Armand was Beti and Bayard was Yabassi. We did our mischief together and did our exploits together. Never did they ever show any weakness because they were Francophones or never did I ever show any strength because I was Anglophone. I lived in Yaoundé for 9years and saw very bad Anglophones like I saw very bad francophones. The time has come for us to live as one and treat people as individuals for what they do and not by the language they speak. Until then, it is a folktale to think that Anglophones have a better character than Francophones.

Prince & PA Hamilton Ayuk



“Bonyfish beware because the same net that caught the jawless fish, caught the cartilaginous fish” (Hamilton Ayuk).
Beware earthly paradise seekers because there is a serpent in every paradise"(Hamilton Ayuk).

Idle people write, idler people read, and idlest people read and whine that idle people are taking their time (Hamilton Ayuk).

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Tiger and Elin, The Couple Money Could Not Bond.


Tiger woods and Elin Nordegren were the ideal couple and gossip killers. Tiger’s life off the court has always been one of a mystery and adding Elin into it was enough mystery to worry the paparazzi and messageless journalists. That will all change when Elin finds out that Tiger was cheating on her with Jamie Grubbs, Rachel Uchitel,Mindy Lawton,Jamie Jungers, Cori Rist, Holly Sampson and Kalika Moguin with many more to proclaim their sin in the open. No shame; each in her turn comes out to broadcast she has been sleeping with a married man. Yes, you heard me well; a married man. Not for confession and ablution, but for fame and money. It is only in America and the Western world that people boast of adultery but in other places, adultery brings indignity . In Africa they parade you both naked .By the way even if someone was paraded naked in the US rather than punishmnet it will be entertainment since the people pay to see nakedness. Strip club here and strip club there.

Perhaps looking at these pictures from Africa you quickly cite “He that is without sin among you let him first cast a stone at her” (Jn 8:7). That verse does not annul societal collective responsibility towards sin. If so then Paul would not have assigned the Corinthians “not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat” (I Cor 5: 11). And if that verse meant no punishment for sinners then why do you support anyone to be jailed for whatsoever crime? Indeed all have sinned and come short of the glory of God, but sinners should repent and not boast of their sins for money. Indeed when someone falls we have to sympathize with them, but it does not peter out a mild rebuke. That is the collective responsibility we owe each other. It always amazes me how women like to sleep with the husbands of others but when they sleep with theirs they cry foul. Look how they are coming out as if they have been competing for the Tiger's Cup.

Permit me start with Elin’s violence, and lack of godliness in handling the issue. Indeed I fault Elin less because I know anger can lead you to terrible things. There is a young man currently serving life sentence for killing the boyfriend of the ex-wife.

It is ironic that the same iron that Tiger has used to torment the lives of his opponents is the same iron that was used in tormenting his own life. People should learn how to either invite family to solve marital problems or go to counseling without resorting to violence. We must learn not to make decisions when angry. She would have killed him and ruined her own life simply because of anger. Elin had both parents in the house at the time for Thanksgiving which was a great blessing. She would have called them to talk to him, and put some sense in his head. In addition, making things public was merely biting the very finger that starves her. Don’t forget she has two kids with him and these kids need a better future.

Here is where Elin dug the grave of her marriage. She is a model; beautiful and married, but she shies away regularly from public view. It is in the course of her absence that Tiger got involved. In their pre-nuptials it was stated that she will be appearing in every public functions. But in most functions she decided to be the mysterious wife. That is how the vultures fed on her corpse and now she struggles to survive. If you do not want vultures to eat you then don’t die in the street.

Now let’s look at Tiger. It is unfathomable that a man with a very beautiful wife, and such great Palmarès would be that disrespectful to his own legacy and mores. Others attribute his unfaithfulness to his youth age. That too is pure bunkum. Marriage is not for kids; if you get married then live by the norms of marriage. Still others theorize that the wife was not going out with him and so he should not be faulted. That merely shows the moral bankruptcy of the society that good is bad and bad is good. Those are no excuses to sleep with one, two, three, four, five, six, seven known waitresses and other unknown hookers. The excuse that his childhood was clamped and now his psyche desires experiencing his newly found freedom is hogwash. No, it is the absence of godliness within! Satan and his works: infidelity, murder, violence and many more have taken hold of the present generation. Perhaps when the Son of Man returns to earth he will no more find faith and faithful people.

When he was getting married he was saying that today I am saying good bye to any swimming pool out there and that Elin belongs to me and I belong to Elin. To show that he does not have the knowledge of marriage as a bond in blood sexually administered he decided to increase her pay out by 55 millions if she will decide to stay with him for two more years. It is not different from taking a girl on lease with the parents as the lien holders. Perhaps banks will start to issue wives on lease now. America Wonder! Surprisingly the woman too is contented with such a decision. You are more or less a merchandize on lease. Sex, should come as a climax of a relationship and as a testament of the bond in blood established through the covenant between the man and the woman, and God in the eyes of earthly witnesses.

As we look at the side players who caused this havoc each of them wants money which befits them the title of hookers and vultures. Perhaps it is high time for the western missionaries to stay back home and take care of business because everything is going wrong back home now. In Africa at least the unbelievers know that adultery is a grevious sin. A Kenyan Bishop had a first hand taste of the jungle justice when caught in flagrant adultery as he was paraded naked. Therefore, prostitutes thank God you live in a morally bankrupt US where you can boast of sleeping with a married man. Life has a wall that splashes mysterious ink. On whatever part of that wall you write you will be stained now or in the future. Therefore, whatever you sow you will definitely reap your emolument.

Tiger should confess and forsake his sins, rededicate himself to the covenant without thinking money would lease the woman for two more years. Elin is his wife, and he is her husband. They should both rededicate themselves to each other in fullness of love. If there are any known vultures out there he should expose them to the wife and family. Now is not the time to abandon him but a time to give him the support he needs to recover. Ignominy is cumbersome; more than a ten year sentence on a riffraff. Elin, must forgive him and put the past behind her back so she can hereafter live happily.

Until then, Tiger should reconsider his morals.

Prince & PA Hamilton Ayuk.


“Bonyfish beware because the same net that caught the jawless fish, caught the cartilaginous fish” (Hamilton Ayuk).
Beware earthly paradise seekers because there is a serpent in every paradise"(Hamilton Ayuk).

Idle people write, idler people read, and idlest people read and whine that idle people are taking their time (Hamilton Ayuk).

Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Coban Vow and The Modern Christian.


Jesus was merely challenging the elevation of man made traditions into sacred standings when he contested the Coban law (Mt 15:1-9). He was against the fact that people: Pharisees, Sadducees and scribes were neglecting their responsibilities to their parents in order to fulfill this law. If you made a Corban vow, you were to fulfill it. Some kept it but neglected their responsibilities to their parents. To Jesus, neglecting the other commandment that said honor your parents merited death just as failure to fulfill the Corban vow merited death. The Corban vow was a tradition that was elevated to a sacred standing. How many people give money to churches, ministries and charities but their parents, relatives or children are struggling with rents? Consequently, you were breaking the same law you were trying to keep in the vow. That does not mean Jesus was encouraging people to kill their children.

What Jesus meant in Mt 5:20 that your righteousness must exceed that of the scribes and Pharisees was that, your righteousness should not be artificial, synthetic or perfunctory. It should be from the heart. They did it to win human praises, but they should do it for real and if for real then they will not go and give to the temple in other to fulfill the Corban Vow while neglecting their parents who needed help. How many people give money in church just so people notice them while their families are in desperate need of lesser help? Such was the righteousness of the Pharisee, and to Jesus it was tantamount to hypocrisy.

In mt 5: 17, you will have to find out which laws. When we talk of the laws and the prophets, we mean the moral laws. The prophets did not give religious or civil laws. The reason why they dealt with moral laws was because moral laws transcend cultures and people. The law not to kill is valid in Israel as in Cameroon and the law not to commit adultery is as important in China as it is in Saudi Arabia. That is why Jesus said he did not come to abolish the law, or the bearers (prophets) of this law: moral law.

One thing you must note is that there is a clear distinction between ceremonial laws, civil laws, religious laws, and moral laws. The moral laws are the Ten Commandments, and those transcend cultures and people; whereas, the other three do not. If we practice the other three laws, then we incorporate and assimilate the Jewish life style which is not the intent of the Bible.

Jesus was for fulfilling the law, but it should go beyond the letter of the law. That is, though the Bible says give to God, you cannot give to God when your nearest neighbor has not eaten. That is why I fault people who give huge amounts of money to the church; meanwhile, their cousins are not going to school. Thus, there is no contradiction in Mk 7:9 and Mt 15:1-9.

Until then, practice true righteousness.

Prince & PA Hamilton Ayuk

“Bonyfish beware because the same net that caught the jawless fish, caught the cartilaginous fish” (Hamilton Ayuk).
Beware earthly paradise seekers because there is a serpent in every paradise"(Hamilton Ayuk).

Idle people write, idler people read, and idlest people read and whine that idle people are taking their time (Hamilton Ayuk).

American Youths: The Ticking Time Bomb

Surely you have heard about group homes. Surely you have heard about foster care. Surely you have heard about many kids being seized from their parents either because their parents were deemed a danger to them, or the environment was deemed a danger. Surely you know these kids were put under the tutelage of The Division of Family and Children Services (DFCS) who either puts them into group homes, foster care homes or shelters supposedly to save them from danger. Surely you have heard that most or all of these kids are drugged (put under medication) to make the job of the workers easier. Surely you have heard that these places have become a danger to them than the benevolent guardian they thought.

That is an irony of situation. I was privileged to visit a group home in 2000. It was a family who took in kids. All the kids living in that house were under medication (Benadryl): an antidepressant.

In that house lived amongst others, a little black boy called Macus (misnomer). He loved to play and laugh, but to the house owners, "his medicine is not working." If he ran into trouble in school, they increased the dosage of his medication to soften him because he should be behaving well. When will a child play again if he does not play in his adolescence and teens? I did not understand why a child like that would be put under medication, and as I probed the business owners more, they told me “that is what DFCS wants us to do”. As I spoke with DFCS, I realized that is what the drug companies want DFCS to do. It is all about making profits; drug and sacrifice a generation just for money.

Just of recent, I met a little white girl at a bus stop. She was polite and greeted me jocundly. It was strange because most American teens and even adults seldom greet you, and even when you greet them, they look at you like you meant them evil with that early morning greetings. When you greet some of them, they ignore you, and others answer in their throat like you are their nightmare. At times, you ask yourself within why you are even debasing yourself greeting someone of that caliber.

If Christ is your boss, you learn to love even those who hate you. You learn to greet everyone you see. You learn to help everyone you meet. You do it because the Bible tells you that God wants you to do so. That is the only way you can show you are different (Mt 5:47). That is why it was strange for the child to greet me.

Underneath her smile, her face foretold the lack thereof of lebensfreude. As we conversed deeper, she unraveled her life. She was seized from her mother when she was barely 11years old. Now she is 19 and will soon turn 20. She has been living in a group home hitherto. In there, under the system she was medicated against her wishes and at times with stronger medication that made her drowsy during the day. They thought they were drowning her sorrows and saving her from depression. She too thought so and says “that medication has actually helped me some times, but this one is just too strong for me”.

As I peered deep into her face, her eyes reflected eyeballs of drugs. “You look like you do drugs” I asked. She said “I began doing drugs when I was 11, but I have stopped it on my own. Today it is just that I needed some money to cook food for thanksgiving, but I am also on medication”.

Two months later in a hotel where we were holding our meetings, I had stepped out to make more arrangements with the hotel owners and was dressed in my traditional regalia. A young woman called Ashley stood by my side. She was curious why we were dressed like that. I explained to her. She thank me and was about to go. I called her back and said “young woman, you are naturally a beautiful girl, but drugs are drowning that beauty”. In no time, she told me that she began doing drugs under DFCS custody; that when she turned 18 she left the place, and since then she has continued with the habit. But she knows when to quit; she is just waiting for the right time.

In my traditional regalia

Three people from different places living under DFCS have told me they are and were medicated. So, do you think people should be medicated for nothing? Before, at 24, and you have not been kissed you were proud of your chastity. But now at 16, and you have not been kissed you think something is wrong with you. Why do you think the kids cannot more pass entrance exams into the military ? It is now proven science that “brain- and behavior-altering drugs” are “fully capable of causing both short-term and long-term brain damage” . That means; all those anti depressants and tranquilizers are building human neurotic grenades that will exploded with little help from societal pressure.

Here are then a few things the government could do to solve this problem. Religion should be taught back in school to give kids hope. Kids who are displaced should be given mentors rather than left to fend on their own in those homes. DFCS should not take someone’s kids if they have relatives that could keep the kids. Until all attempts for relatives to keep the kids have failed, kids should not be taken into state protective care for it is evident that DFCS is like jumping from the frying pan into the fire. The kids under DFCS should not be placed under medication except if the child has shown traits of depression or other neurotic symptoms. A child should not be put on Benadryl as a solution to his or her behavior problem. There are better ways of disciplining or controlling a misbehaving child. The kids of today are the future of tomorrow. If those today are drugged as they grow up, when they get old we will reap drug addiction and its consequences.

Until then, watch out; we are setting a timed bomb.

Prince & PA Hamilton Ayuk

“Bonyfish beware because the same net that caught the jawless fish, caught the cartilaginous fish” (Hamilton Ayuk).
Beware earthly paradise seekers because there is a serpent in every paradise"(Hamilton Ayuk).

Idle people write, idler people read, and idlest people read and whine that idle people are taking their time (Hamilton Ayuk).

The Road Signs Of Life We Miss Daily.

Life is like a mysterious highway; at times we bypass those who would have made us happy on the other side of the road either because of our myopia or hyperopia. We were driving with my friend, and my younger brother. The driver distractedly ran the red light, and my brother exclaimed, “Jeff, you just ran the red light!” With great bemusement, Jeff replied, “Where is it?" So I said, “You know Jeff is purblind. If he did not even see it, how would he have even stopped?” Many people drive on the highway of life as if they are visually impaired to the road signs. Here are 20 or so basic hugger-muggers to calm your plangent screeches when next you see them.

Know that the roads are of different levels: interstate, state, county roads and other roads. That means; human beings are different, and we will never be the same. Before you enter into the road, there is a sign telling you to Yield or completely stop to upcoming traffic until it is safe for you to enter. That way you give consideration for human lives and your own life. There are many people who treat others as nonentities, and they believe after them comes the flood. They have neglected love your neighbor as yourself. Some drivers see a work zone sign, but they still speed, lacking consideration for those who are working by the road side. Others have no respect at all for pedestrian crossing. You know a good person how they treat other people. You will determine someone’s righteousness and love for God by the wrongness or rightness of their relationship with other human beings. How would you treat well God you do not see if you cannot treat well people you see? If we will treat well those we meet, marriages will not go kaput; there will be no fights, and there will be no wars.

On most roads are signs like No Littering or No Dumping. Each of us has their own waste but don’t dump them in the street. Why do some people carry their bad manners into the public? Yes, like your friend! You know who I am talking about.

One day, I sat in a restaurant and overheard a customer berate a hostess for poor service for almost 5 minutes; she was not giving her much attention. Bring this, take this back, remove this vegetable and bring that. Why didn’t you stay in your house to cook if you knew how to cook that well ? You are here berating the poor kid for nothing. Perhaps for the little tip you intend to give; worst still she did not leave any tip. I doubled our tip for the kid. Keep your intractable manners in your toilet, for everyone has them, but the civilized ones keep theirs in a Pandora box until you stubbornly open it.

Each of these roads requires a different level of consideration. So which road of life are you driving on? Each of these roads has speed limits, but many people do not respect them, and they end up in a ditch. If you live on 1000 miles per hour: suck on every straw you find and swim in every swimming pool you can afford, you may end up wrecking your life with STDs and a lot of emotional hurts. If you drink every bottle you find and snuff every powder you meet, your beloved will soon pen your elegy.

Ok now you have left the highway, and you are in the street. Here it really gets interesting. Some people see a Do Not Enter sign which means do not enter a restricted road but still enter . This always causes great hurt! When a woman is married, it means you should leave her alone. You are prohibited from penetrating that road again for life! Why do you know he is a player, yet you still believe in his thaumaturgy? You still let him to wheedle his way into your life. What Do-Not- Enter sign again do you want my dear?

Or perhaps you see a Dead End sign, and you still drive until you meet the dead end. Stop taking your life into dead ends. How do you marry a eunuch, and you want him to give you babies? Is he going to harvest them from the farm or buy them from the store? Once you see that a relationship is going no where please, make a U-Turn. But again remember you do not make U-Turns everywhere. Like some people who break up their relationships over the phone or like a guy who divorced the wife by just running away from the house to another country.

Ding Dang Dolor ran away leaving everything he bought; never took even a dime from their account. He just wanted to leave the past behind and face the new future. If you are going for a lady like that you should look well at the winding sign. It tells you that road is not straight; there is danger on it. My sister, I know that women run away, but if a man ran away from you in this manner, then we have to consult some divine oracles. Your case could be very sad; skullduggery does not need experience to figure out.

Many people have been killed because they did not respect the Railway Crossing. You see, it is good to fight but not every battle is worth the fight. Select your battles because after some shocks, you will never recover. When a train hits you or your car, even if you survive, you will never be the same; either you will be on life support, or you will be like a hobbledehoy.

The Four Way Stop sign is for you to look on those three other directions. Many people are only unidirectional, and some drive like monoblepsists. Because we are different that is why we will always see things differently. Do it my way or no way they insist. I have not understood why some people get angry when someone disagrees with them. People will never mimic your thought pattern so just get over it.

When you reach your destination, check well how you park. Learn to stay within your limits. The problem today is how lawyers want to be teachers, and teachers want to be dancers. People should learn their limits and learn to respect the space of others. I don’t mean that you commit abortion, and I pay for your evil. It simply means that I recognize you are morally bankrupt, and I do not make you an enemy. Until we become God, we must consider the morally handicapped in our society.

Have you reached a Dead End in your life? Do you think the road to life is going nowhere? Do you realize keeping the same high speed in life will soon make you history? Failure to heed to the road signs has led many to miserable ports and ennuis. While your conscience: the only police to check the highway of life does not issue citations, there is a maelstrom that blows away the defaulters into unhappy endings. Many have passed their exits due to failure to follow the road signs. Isn’t there a reason you keep passing your exit to life’s Joy? You may never reach your destination. The road signs of life are your true protection. Will you do that?

Until then, God bless you.

Prince & PA Hamilton Ayuk
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“Bonyfish beware because the same net that caught the jawless fish, caught the cartilaginous fish” (Hamilton Ayuk).
Beware earthly paradise seekers because there is a serpent in every paradise"(Hamilton Ayuk).

Idle people write, idler people read, and idlest people read and whine that idle people are taking their time (Hamilton Ayuk).

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

'The false Belief of Perfect vaginas, Perfect Breasts and Large Penis'


Although it is a taboo to talk about the vagina amongst Africans, but when their men hear about the vagina, they become very alert. Perhaps it is proper to say that when men in general hear about the vagina, their ears stand like those of a rabbit. Yes, very very alert that they pick the sound a thousand miles away! That is why they say in Pidgin, “waka for mbombo nodi far” (the journey for a vagina is never too far). If a man wants it from a lady, he can do anything, and  ten thousand miles will become one mile to him. You smile; don’t you? That is the hypocrisy about the whole thing. As mores are dwindling, we see strip clubs germinating, and now we see African men watching porn. Yesteryears, their men did not watch porn, not because they were too holy but because they feared they would be cursed. It is still generally believed that looking at the vagina of a strange woman will fetch you a curse. I presume that 3/4 of western men are cursed. Today, they talk about it up to the point where we hear about perfect vagina. Please, lend me your indulgence to delve into such a sacred organ that warrants a prosodic rather than a prosaic language. I want to debunk the theory of a perfect Vagina, big breasts and large penises. 
The vagina is like water; any legal one would quench a fire. Hear me again well; I said, "legal one."When I lectured a lady about it, she was curious how I knew it. I read and ask women too because I want to help people like you. Ladies, this could be a very important day of your life reading this. If the suggestions work for you, make  me a donation.

Anyone; not to talk of being an African who talks about the vagina could be considered prurient. Until the 21st Century, African men did not freely watch strip teasing or porn; not because they were holier, but because they believed it had a nexus with anathema. As an African, I should not be talking about the vagina since it is a taboo subject as evinced in Zambia. As you know, it is not only in Zambia but also in most African countries that the vagina is used to place imprecations on wayward men. The Takumbengs in the Northwest Province of Cameroon are an example and also in the Southwest Province, it is believed that when the women wash their vaginas, throw the water and you cross it, you will be cursed. Thus, many African men grew up not looking at the vagina because therein lies their Bete Noire. In the West albeit, the men and women pay peepholes sessions and go to the strip clubs, but in Africa, people run for cover for fear of being cursed, if they saw it. Lord have mercy! Two opposing cultures. I don't know which one to choose.  


It is difficult to believe that a woman will do surgery to have a perfect vagina. There is no such thing as perfect vagina. Back in the days, women used to do all to make their vaginas too dry because men did not like when you got too wet. When the vagina was too dry, it instead inflicted pain on the woman than joy because the tighter and drier the vagina, the more pain the woman undergoes; thus, defeating the purpose for which the couple was having sex, for sex was meant for joy and to reinforce the bond in blood sexually administered called marriage.


Then came a time when women were hot about shaving everything, including their pubic hair. Shaving too did not go without issues. Many women realized that they had a lot of bumps and rashes and then breakouts which could make them easily pick up a disease, so rather than a perfect vagina, they got an unhealthy vagina. The presence of the public hair, the extra lips, and flapping of the vagina provide a natural beauty and attraction so don't shave if it gives you bumps and breakouts. More so, the men consider a woman who does not shave her armpit nasty, but they themselves do not shave theirs either. I keep telling western women that they are still in bondage, but they seem not to believe me. Their breasts are indecent to be shown in public, but the men can walk bare-chested. The men always want to tell women what is good for them. Women, you should grow your hair if you like; there is nothing nasty about your vagina or breasts having hair. 



The idea of shaving is to continue with the zeitgeist of societal perfection where everything must be perfect. Listen to me: there is no perfect vagina or penis. Each of them produces odor, and each of them gets sick if not properly cared for. What good would it make to shave everything but be breeding ground for STDs and even a source of cancer ? The vagina should be left in its natural state, especially because modernism is not superior to rusticism; after all, they all have their advantages and disadvantages.

There has not been any scientific evidence that shaving pubic hair increases satisfaction. Rather, many have suggested it is merely cleaner and attractive. As with any hair, it is always nice to trim it to make it look beautiful. Here is the thing; an unhealthy vagina even if bald for life would be a curse to an unshaved healthy one. Men have always argued that the lack of hair will erase the distraction. Rather, the presence of the hair gives you something to play around for a long time, thereby increasing the woman’s happiness. Some women have suggested they preferred shaved men not because of anything but just that it is nice to see it. 

When you start to have odors of sex, even when you have not had sex or foul odors down there, there could be a variety of reasons ranging from birth residues, yeast infection, birth control pills, chemical imbalance and alright improper hygiene. Nonetheless, there is a simple solution. While you can either take liquid chlorophyll (orally), you should eat food stuff that detoxify like garlic, cilantro and citrus fruits like lime and lemon. Some of you women like to exaggerate, so you not go and start chewing garlic and cilantro like men chew tobacco and when they ask you, you say Hamilton said it. This is not medical advice  either! If your odor ensues from hygiene or birth, you should take baths with hydrogen peroxide as this eliminates body odor, anyway. Commercial douches are not really healthy for you as they contain a lot of chemicals. If your odor is from chemical imbalance, you can take probiotic colon pills sold as dietary supplements. Sometimes target carries the 30 capsules in a green and white box for $9.99 in the fiber section with vitamins which is taken orally or you buy the femdophilus which you insert as a suppository overnight. Note that clothing that makes you sweat a lot in between your legs will cause odor too. Therefore, you should give it breathing space. That is why some stars walk without underwear to be ready for their debauchery and unfortunately flash the paparazzi because they wanted to always be fresh down there.

The genitals produce a certain odor that pubic hair helps to curb. The absence therefore, leaves you expose indeed. Some men have told me it makes them look bigger. True that some men have little penises like peanuts but again there has not been any scientific proof that size increases satisfaction, especially because the clitoris that produces more satisfaction does not need a brutal or heavy force. So what good is the casingo (heavy log)? Remember again there has not been any scientific study that a large penis gives more orgasm than a little penis. I know that some men really have some mingili (very little) penis just like peanut. They have to flatter men that they have a large penis;otherwise, They will be depressed. poor babies! Perhaps, I should go to the penis too. There is no prefect penis out there.

Some men have been known to look for solutions to their small bangala (penis) because it is mingili (too small). To those I say this: be encouraged; size does not matter but how you do it. Big bangalas instead hurt the woman than make her feel good. Ask them; don’t take my word for it. They are the ones wearing the shoes, so they are the ones who know where it is pinching them. By the way, if you have erectile dysfunction, give me a personal call; you may be reactivated. Do not make yourself a sancho or a cuckold! Men always talk about the breasts too. 


Some women did not find joy with their breasts, so they went to do surgery. The outcome has been disastrous. In Africa, women did a lot of breast ironing because they believed that it made their breasts strong and firm. I think it was the opposite since it could damage the tissues of the breast just like using any hot object on any part of the body. At a given time, the breasts must sag and become flat. The Second Law of Thermodynamics or The Law of Entropy assures us that. No matter how you keep your breasts, they will still sag. Think about it, when you do breasts surgery today for a man and he dumps you, then the next guy you find wants small breasts, so would you go under the knife again? Finally, you will have to move into the basement of the plastic surgeon because you will need many of those surgeries since of you date a new man every year or every other year. Some even date every other month. 


Therefore, stop butchering yourself, cutting off parts of your body and putting yourself under such high torment and high stress just for what people think about you. Yours beasts, vagina and penis are just fine the way they are. If a man or woman does not like you the way you are, then they were not for you in the first place. Listen to me; plastic surgery may create a seemingly perfect vagina, breasts or penis, but it neither makes you healthier nor happier in the long run. The side effects outweigh the short term benefits. 


Until then, be proud of the way God made you.


Prince & PA Hamilton Ayuk.



“Bonyfish beware because the same net that caught the jawless fish, caught the cartilaginous fish” (Hamilton Ayuk).
Beware earthly paradise seekers because there is a serpent in every paradise"(Hamilton Ayuk).

Idle people write, idler people read, and idlest people read and whine that idle people are taking their time (Hamilton Ayuk).

Southern Cameroons Should Keep Their Schools Closed For Their Own Good.

I hear talks of schools reopening because children can no more stay home. Is it that all those who were arrested have been released, or is...